Vintage Tumblr Themes

the-chandelier-swing:

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justnabingaround:

when the bitch you hate tries to talk to you

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"Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something."

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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earthdad:

god: let there be light!

boy: haha and then what? (;

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"